Back to the task at hand, what possible good could come out of monkeys with handguns, you ask? Ahh, I will tell you.
My friends and I were trying to take ideas for new reality shows to the extreme, but as the years have passed since the initial concoction of the ideas, non of them seem all that crazy now. The one that sticks in my head from that evening was my idea to take seven people on an island, and then let loose 100 monkeys with handguns, and obviously, the last person standing wins the prize. This idea is outstanding for a number of reasons:
1. There is nothing more terrifying than a monkey with a handgun, and nothing more funny than watching people get hurt on TV. (you may think I am sadistic, but go watch America's Funniest Home Videos and tell me I am wrong.)
2. Watching monkeys do anything is really entertaining.
5. Coco the monkey learned sign language and had a kitten.
I think a better sales pitch has never been devised. I am eager to hear any comments that you may have on this topic.
Here are some pictures that further prove my point.


Dog Update: My dog is finally beginning to behave. We will not have to kill him now.
1 comment:
You have a fatal flaw in your plan...you have left out monkeys with hand grenades.
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